Friend: Did you enjoy your turkey on Thanksgiving?
Me: I don’t eat turkey.
Friend: Oh, that’s right. You’re a vegetarian or something. You don’t eat meat.
Friend: Well, what did you eat instead of turkey?
Friend: What did you, you know, put on your plate instead of turkey?
Me: Nothing. It isn’t something I think needs replaced.
half-mast and airless
sigh with rain
One can paint-by-number on one’s phone while jabbing one’s neighbor with one’s elbow.